Depressioness

Retarded way to say depression.

Another way to describe yourself as depressed.

I'm so Depressioness.

by niggamaster646 June 25, 2021

Depremition

More swag word for depression sounds cooler lõl 👌

Daddy I have depremition because I ate all my cookies

Johny has depremition because he doesn't have a pencil sharpener and oldest pens are unsharpened

by Nuggetbish October 6, 2021

depreshion

The thing that fake egirls and eboys say to make people think they are edgy and sad but it's really just some kid wanting clout online. Mostly used on tiktok and instagram

Omg guys I think I have Depreshion 😭😭😭😭😔😔😔😔😩😩😩🥺🥺🥺🥺

by Totally Not Kokichi November 21, 2021

Depression Barbie

When Stereotypical Barbie (Margot Robbie) goes through an existential crisis after asking the other Barbies if they ever thought about dying. Later on, Stereotypical Barbie started to cry, and then a "Depression Barbie" commercial plays.

My mom: What do you want for your 17th birthday?
Me: I would like a depression Barbie because I could totally relate to her. If only they existed…

by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 August 11, 2023

Doggie Depression

What happens to dogs, who don't like their names.

Maria the Chihuahua: What's the matter with Taco he seems so down all of the time.
Jose the Chihuahua: He's suffering from Doggie Depression.

Maria: Why?
Jose: You would be too if you were named after a fast food.

by Bullshitzer June 23, 2010

repostpartum depression

The feeling of sadness experienced after expecting original content but then encountering a repost.

"Hey, look at this funny picture from 9gag!"

"Dude, you're giving me repostpartum depression."

by swiftmark August 12, 2012

Single Depression

When someone goes into a very sad state -after breaking up

-being single for a very long time when not wanting to be single the whole time
Not to be confused with single desperateness and break up sadness.

Buddy: Yo that girl's been crying a lot lately
Me: Ya she broke up with her ex a year ago and now she's got some serious single depression.

by J12lin December 3, 2014