David

The cutest guy you can ever meet, he has beautiful eyes, perfect body, very handsome, real muscular, really fun to hang out with, a little short - tempered, but you get used to it. He never cusses, always leads you to right paths, and never talks trash

I wish John was David

by JohnWhore June 30, 2011

David Firth

Fuckinnnnnnnn genius! I wanna marry this man. .

..David Firth is animation God.

by Sue Johanson March 29, 2005

David

He is perfect to me I don't care what others think about him because to me he is just perfect and the most amazing sweetest guy ever. Who would walk in the rain just to get to where I am. Who would stay up until the sun is shining. Indeed, you are the best thing that has happened to me my love. I am thankful I met a David that has a kind heart full of love for me.

Me: David!!!

David" Yes BEATUIFUL! (:

by jessjocelyn15 October 5, 2010

David Cook

David Cook is the winner of american idol season 7, is very sexy, talented and amazing. He's very lovable, and a huge word nerd.

David Cook....:)

by DavidCookDefiner August 21, 2008

David and Danielle

A slang term used for a guy/girl couple who are the best of friends but don't realise that they're totally made for each other! You could call them "Soul Mates"

Guy 1: Man, they should totally go out!

Guy 2: What!? But they're like "best friends"!

Guy 1: I know, they're a total "David and Danielle"!!!

by Zero Point Nine April 11, 2009

David Bowie's Armadillo

A obscure sexual move popularized by repeated viewings of the 1986 film "Labyrinth". It entails dressing up as David Bowie's character Jareth, from the film, and attaching brown dildos (length must exceed 7 inches but be no longer than 13) to the articulatio radiocarpea of both arms. While penetrating both the anus and vagina, "Jareth" must sing "Magic Dance" with the receiving partner singing the goblins' parts. If available, cocaine (slime and snails or puppy dogs' tails are popular substitutes) should be snorted off the lower back of the receiver. This second act is, of course, referred to as a "Lady Stardust".

Nathan: Hey what'd you get Aniston for her birthday?

Aaron: Got her David Bowie's Armadillo and some Lady Stardust bro.

Nathan: Damn that's nasty as fuck my man!

Aaron: Stardust is a hell of a drug.

by Ziggy Cumdust January 12, 2011

David Bellamy

Larger version of Bill Oddie. Beardy Weirdy. Got banned from TV after getting really angry and denying global warming was happening, may also have dropped some F-bombs on kids TV and made them cry.

Mum, David Bellamy's on TV harrassing little kids about global warming again.

by JT Down Under May 24, 2006