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Crystal

Crystal is a good person. She tries to be perfect at everything and wants to be perfect but she isn't. Crystal is often clumsy and can be rude. Crystal is a good name (If you're rich :p) but the name Crystal might not age well. But if you have a daughter and name her Crystal you better get to work... Crystal is a very spoiled girl and sometimes bratty.
Person 1: Did you see Crystal she kept trying to do everything right but she just kept failing.

Person 2: Yeah I saw it. I also saw her yell at her dad...
Person 1: Uh oh a "Daddy issues" Girl
by (◠﹏◠✿) May 15, 2020
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crystal cruncher

A religiously challenged generally quite hippified person that crunches crystal. I.E sees deep meaning in material objects such as crystals
Someone who has a crystal for every occasion
by alexis driscoll August 27, 2005
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Crystal (male)

The cutest guy ever! Honestly he might be a little shy over having such a name, but that's no matter for a guy such as him. He's got a personality like no other and a heart of gold. He's talented in writing and art, and will always find a way to make you laugh
I was having such a bad day 'till I talked to Crystal (male) and he made everything so much better!
by Flygon-kun October 9, 2017
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choad crystal

The fecal matter that is caked on the back of a man's testicals.
yo, those choad crystals are wack, son.
by count snatchula March 20, 2009
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Crystaline

Also used as an adjective. Can be used in place of owns, is really awesome, or hardcore ownage.
Man that was crystaline!
by Anonymous August 20, 2003
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Crystal.

A beautiful girl with a smile that makes anybody's day. Intelligent and cute, yet strong and tomboyish. She's the first person to pop in your head in the morning and the last person you think about before sleep. She's the reason you get up in the morning and take in the day. In your world, she's the reason flowers grow, why the earth spins, and why your heart still beats. The perfect girl.
"Wow Crystal. is amazing, She means the world to me man". Friend:"good for you, now shut up. It's like 3:00am dude".
by ANMAN21. January 3, 2012
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Poo Crustation

the poo that hangs on to your bum while going poo.
Last night while I was going poo I had a poo crustation stick to my bum
by LilJOnWhattt August 26, 2005
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