Dick Cricket

Another word for Dick Rider; a fake friend who is jocking you because you're either popular or in a lane that they want to take from you. And when you can't help them, they hop off and hop on the to next dick like a cricket.

Last week I was this kids hero, now he's gassing up this dude now, what a fuckin Dick Cricket.

by Jonnie Battz August 17, 2022

Cricket in a sucker

When a guy plucks his pubes and sticks them onto his feces then proceeds to insert that hairy log into his significant other's vag causing her to be tickled and rub her legs together like a cricket

Did you hear? Donald gave his girl a cricket in a sucker and now she has HPV

by Johnny Applehands October 29, 2019

California crotch crickets

A female or male with an itchy or irritated pubic mound. Sometimes could be related to the sexually transmitted disease "crabs". Commonly caught in California.

Sally, my crotch itches. I think Jimmy gave me those damn California crotch crickets again.

by TheMindsI March 13, 2011

Cricket

A insect the lives in nature.

“The crickets where chirping outside during the night.”

by Bag full of children April 6, 2023

Roosters to Crickets

Go hard from Sun up to sundown

Give it your all from Roosters to Crickets today!

by Hell2pay! September 24, 2014

Cricket

The act of rubbing ones legs together after first entering the bed. Typically when it’s cold and you have just changed the sheets.

I can’t wait to cricket tonight

by Cricket804 December 29, 2019

Cum cricket

A descriptive word for a child

I have 3 cum crickets that won’t sit down.

by Carameldancer May 16, 2025