Craig Feldspar

Played by David Higgins, he is a worker at the Lucky Aide mart on the TV sitcom Malcolm In The Middle. He is a lonely, geeky man with a cat named Jellybean. He also has a huge crush on Lois, despite her being married.

Craig Feldspar is a hilarious character.

by daddyjenkins February 14, 2022

Abigail Lola Craig

She is a wonderous beautimous Swagalicious Person

You; Whos that?

Person; OH, that's beautimous Abigail Lola Craig, my bestie boo.

by IDontEvenKnow<3 February 16, 2022

Dirty craig

When you sit down all day eating tim hortons farmers wraps and bubble farting.

Ew man that sounded wet. I totally dirty Craig'd that one

by Djjayray93 January 30, 2026

Craig

I mean, he's the goat bro. He's the guy who escaped capitalism, purely by being a good friend, a cool guy, and a cheap-beer lover.

He's the bay area if she was my bae, except he is not from the bay. He lives in the mountains in Southern California, and he just looks at views, plays the drums, and gets shitfaced with his bodies.

Craig!! I love Craig. I wanna name my son after this cooooooool guy!!!!

by columbae26 February 5, 2026