Making Jesus cry

To masturbate
Comes from Christian parents telling their kids “Every time you masturbate, Jesus cries”
Jesus is interchangeable with Hod in this context

An example of “making Jesus cry”
Friend 1:Did you get laid last night?
Friend 2: No, I was so horny I had to make Jesus cry
Friend 1: Gross, tmi

by Comic Sanders May 31, 2019

Don’t cry, eat toast.

A motivational quote created by Charlie-Amber Taylor online.

“i want to cry right now”
Don’t cry, eat toast.

by facts56 January 18, 2021

National make your friends cry day

June 17th is National Make Your Friend Cry Day. If you’re bored, then make your friends cry. Just make sure you apologize afterwards though. Or don’t.

Person 1 : Hey, wanna make Sarah cry?

Person 2 : What? Why?
Person 1 : It’s National Make Your Friends Cry Day!
Person 2 : Okay let’s do it!

by Caca moma June 17, 2021

press.a.to.cry

press.a.to.cry is a Tiktoker and discord user. He is a very kind person. He makes people smile and laugh. He is funny and swag. His tiktok name came from a Comedy special on Netflix. (The special is called “Inside”. Produced by Bo burnbam.) press.a.to.cry should deserve this article. He’s really the world to me.

press.a.to.cry is swag.<3

by bosywosy3 August 24, 2021

Cowboys don't cry

A song made by the popular singer, Oliver Tree

That song Cowboys Don't Cry is a banger

by SadBoiTimez March 22, 2022

When men cry

1. Main chrecter clone deaths in SWCW
2. Last level of halo reach
3. Anakin and Obi Wan on mustafar
4. Animal deaths...

Girls: I can't belive he didnt cry while watching titanic,

Men: *Watches Fives die and crys*

Thats When men cry

by Pigeon_God April 27, 2022

An Exodus Cry

When, rather than watching pornography or having sex, you spend that time to spreading stochastic terrorism and misinformation to journalists in order to further your religious beliefs.

Wife "lets have sex tonight"

Husband "Honey, i cant, i got to have an Exodus Cry tonight.

by Sootyjared June 16, 2022