boy 1: " OMG, Josh, you gave me a nasty cougar snatch on my erection! "
boy 2: " Sorry bro, i'm a jerkoff asshole "
boy 2: " Sorry bro, i'm a jerkoff asshole "
by lemonface5 May 17, 2010
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Oh! Shit! I went down on this chick and she had the worst Cougar Stripeing I have ever seen. No Oxy-clean will get rid of that!
by thederfluten April 24, 2011
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Dude, you ever get so desperate that you stared cruising the trailer parks for a wampus cougar? Well, I have . And let’s just say my dick is now know as captain Gordon!
by Hootie79 May 21, 2022
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Cougars are where it's at. They have all the experience. It doesn’t matter her age, if she can hold on, that’s all I need.
by lubludu July 3, 2017
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