Cotton Tail

A Cotton Tail is when toilet paper is wadded up into a baseball-sized ball and placed between the butt cheeks to resemble a bunny rabbit.

When Danielle came out of the bathroom pantsless, she bent over and showed me her cotton tail.

by Dingle Dung October 17, 2020

Cotton-headed ninny muggins

Someone who needs to wash their rectum

"you are a cotton-headed ninny muggins"

by CASP3H September 2, 2023

Ethan Cotton

An ethan cotton kid is a fatass that walks around like a melted ice-cream. He rarely does exercise but runs when he smells food.

Bro i'm getting high cholesterol from looking at that Ethan cotton kid

by Calebs a dick November 12, 2019

Cotton

The thing yall black ninjas love picking.

White man with a whip: Pick the cotton faster you black ninja.

Black person: Yes my almighty master.

by Esclavonegro2 January 24, 2024

Shoveling The Cotton

(Phrase)

When you fuck someone with white pubic hair, especially seniors.

Man I was really shoveling the cotton with that GILF last night.

by Zashari July 5, 2018

Just put the cotton in the bag

Derogatory term used to discourage young African American males from pursuing a career in rap.

Upcoming rapper: I got a whole lotta girls, drugs and money.

Realistic YN: Just put the cotton in the bag bro

by YoungFlyFella September 30, 2024

Cotton Ceiling

A reality that delusional transwomen have to face: not everyone wants to fuck you, and you wanting to be a woman does not win over straight men or lesbians. Get over it for fuck’s sake.

It’s never transphobic to not want to date or sleep with trans people, and you shouldn’t let people tell you otherwise; even if it is, that doesn’t change the fact that no means no.

“Smash the Cotton Ceiling? Denying your womanhood? Zoey, that doesn’t change the fact I don’t like dicks.”

by Southern Twink June 30, 2024