Cone Hatting

Where you cover all air holes of a cone, and smoke a fat joint inside. When complete, place the smoke filled cone on top of your head.

Sick Guy 1: Dude, is he Cone Hatting?!

Sick Guy 2: Yeah bro, he must be fucked!

by sick guy 101 June 18, 2012

Whipped Cream Twist Cone

The act of inserting the nozzle of a whipped cream can into an anus and proceding to diarrhea in the form of a vanilla and chocolate twist cone into someones mouth.

Rich: Hey Brent, how did your date with Melanie go last night?

Brent: Really well. She was pretty kinky so I gave her a whipped cream twist cone.
Rich: Can't go without dessert.

by Jigger99 November 16, 2011

Josh Cones

Large cock, very shakeable

Wow, look at that trick.. definitely a Josh Cones

by Josh-Jones Payne September 28, 2011

Man Cone

the shape your pants take on when harboring a boner

Sam: Please tell me you and Jen hooked up.

Cole: Do you see my man cone?

by 9999999999999999999999999666 September 30, 2011

fuck cuss cone

A fight ring that concludes with all contestants having oral sex

Person A: did you see the fuck cuss cone last night on tv
Person B: nope, bro, I was there in the crowd

by FlopEaredFuckrr November 22, 2018

cone

Description of a person who has an inability to follow through with plans. An idiot. Someone who makes stupid decisions.

"Man, you said you'd help me out, don't be a cone" "That guy bought that car? Man, he is a real cone"

by riffcult July 11, 2017

getting coned

To be sexually assaulted in the rear

Getting coned- to be sexuall assulted in the rear by a penis

by Stevez July 18, 2017