COFFEE song

‘COFFEE’ is an acronym representing the phrase “Chorus Only, Fucking Forget Everything Else”, used to describe songs that have no tangible substance or meaning beyond a catchy chorus.

“Have you listened to ‘Unholy’ by Sam Smith?”

“Are you kidding? That’s a total COFFEE song.”

by Carnefice April 25, 2023

Office Coffee

Generic term justifying terrible-tasting coffee. Common flavor characteristics include: Burnt, Diluted, Stale, Muddy-water etc.

"Who put Bertha in charge of making the coffee in the morning? It tastes like swamp water."
"What do you expect? It's just Office Coffee."

by Reemster October 3, 2014

Coffee refugee

A person searching local coffee shops for the best one.

My barista left for a new job and now I’m a coffee refugee to find my next cup of joe.

by JJ Java October 6, 2021

toilet coffee

When you end up having to shit right when you take your first sip of coffee, and you end up drinking it on the can

That cup of toilet coffee was the best cuppa ever!!

by Sarcia26 May 8, 2019

Coffee wasted

When you consume so much coffee that your mood and energy becomes elevated and you feel like you can take on the world. A state often sought after by desperate college students cramming for a test/exam or trying to stay alert in class after a night of getting "real wasted".

"I have an exam at 8am today... I'm getting coffee wasted!"

Jill: "Jack, why are you acting so weird?"
Jack: "Sorry, brah, I must be gettin' coffee wasted!"

by pishposhsloshed October 24, 2012

coffee oreo

a delicous oreo that tastes like coffee

mmmmmm a coffee oreo

by PikaboyMOD February 4, 2022

Coffee Dicker

People who like to stick their dicks in other people's coffee

Bro be careful, there's a Coffee Dicker around here.

by Daddy Lucifer September 6, 2021