coffee art

Art made from instant coffee, the coffee is brewed to 3 different strengths creating 3 shades of brown. It is then used as paint to create sepia toned works of art. It is quickly becoming a popular art form championed by Linda Finstad who has created over 1000 coffee paintings. you can see examples at www.famouscoffeeartist.com

Coffee art is perfect for artists who like to sip and dip their paintbrush into their coffee.

by Famous Coffee Artist August 11, 2022

Coffee Paradox

When you haven't had any coffee so you don't have the cognitive ability to make coffee.

Person 1, "Dude why is Person 2 standing there drooling in front of the coffee machine?"

Person 3, "They're suffering from the coffee paradox."
Person 2, *drools*

by YouLikeTheWayIPostitRex March 6, 2019

Porch Coffee

Moonshine (or any alcohol) drunk out of a mug on the porch in the morning.

It’s before noon but I don’t want the neighbors to think I’m an alcoholic so I’ve got my porch coffee.

by Bearded American May 1, 2021

Cold Coffee

Offering a beer before noon.

Joey Bagadonuts! Good to see you. Grab a cold coffee and relax.

by Direwolf~NPZ January 4, 2019

coffee sleeve

It means a cap and a cover for hot or cold drinks. Therefore, people can hold those drinks without being hurt.

Is there a coffee sleeve here? The coffee is really hot to hold

by Ryanking December 2, 2017

pumpkin coffee

when she goes to shit and it comes out as diarrhea after Taco Bell and smells like pumpkin coffee on sundays

“omg did you eat taco bell? it smells like pumpkin coffee” ~ aaron says

by unicornsavage1890 June 29, 2021

No Coffee No Talkie

No other person may speak until the person drinking coffee finishes doing so.

"Do not speak to me until I've drank my coffee, No Coffee No Talkie." *sips* "Now, you may speak".

by Wizerd1889 October 2, 2019