What can go wrong in Call of Duty will go wrong but worse. It's like getting fisted by a giant black arm dildo.
I shot that guy 3 times in the gulag but COD's Law took effect and I didn't get 1 hit marker and he killed me with 1 bullet
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Person 1: "Bro, have you seen the new COD trailer?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it looks amazing. Better than Modern Warfare."
*A week after the game launches.*
Person 1: "This game is ass bro."
Person 2: "I know, SBMM is kicking my ass. I want Modern Warfare back."
Person 2: "Yeah, it looks amazing. Better than Modern Warfare."
*A week after the game launches.*
Person 1: "This game is ass bro."
Person 2: "I know, SBMM is kicking my ass. I want Modern Warfare back."
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Get the Cod mug.Winter's Asshole from januaryuary to April. Sleet is all over the place and everywheres deserted. The only thing for locals then is boredom, depression, school/work, drugs, and cold.
The intermediate seasons arent much better. October-December rain all the fucking time, it's 45 degrees, and overall shit. Oh, and white Christmas? Fuck that! we get rainy ass, Cold, depressing christmas.
A beautiful place with nice beaches and stuff to do in the summer. The only downside in the summer is the tourists who can't drive for shit and rich fucturds that charge 100 dollars for parking at beaches. Oh, and the water is cold AF year round.
The intermediate seasons arent much better. October-December rain all the fucking time, it's 45 degrees, and overall shit. Oh, and white Christmas? Fuck that! we get rainy ass, Cold, depressing christmas.
A beautiful place with nice beaches and stuff to do in the summer. The only downside in the summer is the tourists who can't drive for shit and rich fucturds that charge 100 dollars for parking at beaches. Oh, and the water is cold AF year round.
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