closet juggalette

a juggalette who is not open about being one, she still always has your back, and loves her family.

That bitch is such a closet juggalette

by Holly Matzz May 15, 2011

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Closet Theater

When a friend, usually a roommate, hides in your closet in order to secretly watch you having sex with your significant other.

Guy: "Man get the fuck out of my closet.... Im fucking my girlfriend"

Friend: "Come on, I just want some closet theater!"

by Jdub3l September 26, 2009

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Closet slob

noun, a person you would not normally tag as a dirty person because they put whatever is messy out of sight. For example into a drawer or closet where one does not normally look.

On the surface, Jenny is a really nice girl. But beneath her happy and bubbly exterior lies a closet slob so bad that if you opened her closet doors, there would literally be an avalanche of random junk.

by Crazybmws February 19, 2012

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closet creeper

those individuals that say to you "TMI", but really are the one's most TITILLATED by the information.

jada, your such a closet creeper. when i said " finally time to go BRA shopping, you replied "honeyTMI", but you know your imagination was running wild.

by nice all the time April 15, 2010

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Mop The Closet

Cleaning another persons carpet of any cocaine crumbs with the agility of a monkey cleaning bugs off it's breatherins back.

Did you just see that slob mop the closet?

by HeyComeOverByMe September 1, 2019

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Closet Monster

A closet monster is someone who puts down someone else for doin drugs, mean while staying in a closet or bathroom or closed in area hiding their own drug use.
These hypocritical bastards are a special kind of stupid and should be put down immediately. These closet monsters are normally named Derrick ,Micah ,or Craig.

When doin drugs, be weary of Closet Monsters?

by Amy Jae August 25, 2019

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