backseat cleaning

When your parent or parents tell you what to clean as you're cleaning, which is completely unnecessary.

"John, don't forget to dust. Oh, while you're dusting, make sure you're getting the edges of the fan. And vacuum after you're done. And while you're vacuuming, get underneath the couch."
"For fuck's sake, mom, enough with the backseat cleaning!"

by GK162248 September 25, 2013

dirty clean

If your house is dirty clean that means you hid the worst of it. It's still filthy... you just can't tell right away.

Dude, I can't see the bugs and mold anymore but I still want to disinfect everything before I touch it. It looks clean, but I know it's still dirty. It's dirty clean.

by laura rules wyoming January 16, 2011

mr cleaning

when your rub one off while pretnding to be mr clean

hey bro whatcha doin

im just mr cleaning

by WetDogSmell99 July 4, 2016

Clean Logan

Opposite of a Dirty Logan. (When his dick is very small)

Sister 1: did he have a Dirty Logan when he put it in your butt?
Sister 2: no it was a Clean Logan.
Sister 1: Omg I can’t believe our brother has a Clean Logan haha

by Wtfisacleanlogan? April 13, 2020

Crispy clean

When u outplayed the enemy or u smurfed so hard on em that u can only say that this move was ending their lifes.

i ended your whole career with this Crispy Clean Combo!!!

by CreepyJungle September 30, 2020

clean the casino

the act of blowing your nose, picking boogers, or sniffing really hard before snorting some intoxicating substance

I need to clean the casino because I'm having a party there later.

by baylor_mate July 23, 2008

Rip Clean in

do the extreme

Horse in

really go for it

do the dawg! (dog)

1) you are very slow with the drinking pace there Ian! why don't you rip clean in?

2) I ripped Clean into the gats, boy!

3) I ripped clean into the bass trombone! The conductor told me to play only forte!

4) your man slapped my girlfriend's ass so I ripped clean into him!

5) I ripped clean into a batter burger after gatting!

by frostyPaul August 20, 2008