cleaning carpet

Licking someone's public hair.

"What were you up to last night?" "Just cleaning carpet" "How olds your girlfriend, 70?"

by rapscal_2002 February 2, 2017

clean the casino

the act of blowing your nose, picking boogers, or sniffing really hard before snorting some intoxicating substance

I need to clean the casino because I'm having a party there later.

by baylor_mate July 23, 2008

backseat cleaning

When your parent or parents tell you what to clean as you're cleaning, which is completely unnecessary.

"John, don't forget to dust. Oh, while you're dusting, make sure you're getting the edges of the fan. And vacuum after you're done. And while you're vacuuming, get underneath the couch."
"For fuck's sake, mom, enough with the backseat cleaning!"

by GK162248 September 25, 2013

Crispy clean

When u outplayed the enemy or u smurfed so hard on em that u can only say that this move was ending their lifes.

i ended your whole career with this Crispy Clean Combo!!!

by CreepyJungle September 30, 2020

Clean And Sober

When an individual overcomes substance abuse and is living a life in recovery.

Thank God I’m clean and sober today.

by Christopher Ferry May 7, 2019

shame cleaning

cleaning in rapid manner when you know company is coming over

I am shame cleaning for the barbecue tomorrow.

by pc4444 May 18, 2016

clean porn

pornography with no smoking in it whatsoever

Porn user 1: I'm looking at porn with smoking in it.
Porn user 2: Not me! I'm looking at clean porn.
Porn user 1: What?
Porn user 2: Porn with NO SMOKING in it whatsoever.

by bottom knocker street July 18, 2020