Clarke's Law

In a similar vein to Godwin's Law, Clarke's Law dictates that somehow, someway, pedophiles will inevitably be brought up in an online argument. Often a form of simultaneously deflecting and projecting.

Thomas: Here is a picture of me holding my wife in bed.
Mavis: Ewww, she looks like a baby this is so odddddd...
Eric: Clarke's Law, you lose

by BangarangTwist June 1, 2025

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cristian clark

The most prettiest handsome guy you’ll ever see. Has the prettiest smoothest skin, tall and muscular. athletic & active. Cares about others more than himself and never fails to make someone smile. He’s protective over his girlfriend and will do anything to protect her. Loves football, Loves rod wave and loves food. He always makes sure his girlfriend finishes before he does …. long cock

wow ! you’re dating THE cristian clark?

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Mr. Clark

mr clark is that chill laid back english teacher who will let you re-sit and essay just because you want to

“have you got a sub next session? hopefully they’re like Mr. Clark.”

by ace yo-yo urbane August 24, 2023

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Raymond Clark

Raymond Clark is really funny. He is much funnier than his friends. He really hates Kangaroos, but loves cats. A Raymond Clark typically abides in cooler climates and hates the heat due to his heavy stature.

Raymond Clark is so much funnier than Drew.

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I fell in love with Raymond Clark the moment I laid eyes on him. He is so funny, but don't mention Kangaroos around him. Seriously, do NOT mention Kangaroos.

by RCcola1015 August 29, 2023

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Dirty clark

When you make a girl cum twice and keep going until it hurts

He did a dirty Clark and it was the best experience ever

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Jason Clarke as Roger Robb

From Zero Dark to Atomic secrets, Clarke's Robb's got that Cold War cool!

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Jason Clarke's in Oppenheimer, who's he playing?

Person 2: Jason Clarke as Roger Robb, spying them atomic secrets dude!

by courtofowls September 4, 2023

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