Chronic batchelor

When a guy talks about marriage and kids on the first date then fucks you and throws serious amounts of drama your way and expects you to take it then bolts at the first issue you present. This guy fears commitment event into adulthood. He talks about marriage but takes no steps towards it. He talks about kids but takes no action towards having them. He fears imagining the future usually because 1 girl hurt him in the past. This guy is a coward and if unable to overcome his fears will die alone. This is a chronic batchelor.

Him 1 year in to his 8th long term relationship: I just want something fun and light hearted. This isn’t easy.”

Her: “Relationships aren’t easy. They take commitment and work. You’re living life like a chronic batchelor.”

by Yourmumwozhere June 16, 2021

Chronic Case of a nigga in need of head

Ur gullible

Chronic Case of a nigga in need of head is very contagious

by Chronigga June 26, 2021

chronic poseidus

The itching of the vagina repeatedly

Guys I think I have chronic poseidus because my vagina keeps itching

by jackhammerinyournuts November 16, 2021

Chronic BS

Chronic Bitchianism Syndrome
the popular and growing disease which comes 4rm the mindset that a girl has to be rude, uncaring and indecent to be "cool".
It is a communicable disease, treatment unknown...

Girl A: omg! its cardi b! she's my IDOL!
Girl B:*drags friend away 4rm tv so she wont contact chronic BS*

by Avaloniagirl September 1, 2021

Chronic Alexorn Disease

When your last name is Alexander, and you refuse to listen to facts.

It's no use trying to steer him in the right direction, he has Chronic Alexorn Disease.

by Non-Alexanders December 7, 2021

chronic_tonic

A strange but honest and kind beginner tiktoker.

Chronic_Tonic's pride flag video blew up in 2019.

by EdgyMemeDork March 18, 2022

Chronic Strangle Dick

When you're both going down on each other and she climaxes first, resulting in her tensing every muscle in her body while she enjoys the orgasm. Unfortunately, This means you poor member is accident strangled within an inch is his life until she calms down.

Bro, Im so sore, I cant go to the gym today.

Why not man?
My girl had an episode of Chronic Strangle Dick (CSD) last night .
Oh. That's tough man.

by jiffnep April 1, 2022