chode

what you eat every day, every hour, on the hour.

No really, a penis that is wider than it's long

Person 1: chode
Person 2: eater

look in between your legs

by ewgrthyju February 1, 2009

chode

A person who pushes their beliefs, opinions or likes onto others as fact; refusing to back-off

Jim "James" Jodie. A resident of St. Francis...Born a chode and will die a chode:)

by ankhols4 September 14, 2007

chode

parasitical flatworm organism

"chode movin its mouth"

by Noixz January 14, 2009

chode

a primary male sexual organ that has a large mass.

Deary me! It seems my primary sexual organ is a chode.

by Professer chode killer November 30, 2003

Chode

A member of a group that is defined by an oxymoron.

Marc: John McCain and Sarah Palin are a team of mavericks!
Mike: A "team of mavericks?" That doesn't make any sense. They're a bunch of chodes.

by DiseasedMink December 25, 2008

chode

In many parts of the United States it is known as another word for, 'bo-daggit' or 'cling-on'.

It is literally a small piece of shit that is hanging off one's ass hair.

by The Red Baron September 30, 2004

chode

Penis wider than long
Curled penis
flat topped penis

david is such a chode

by ULTIMATE June 16, 2004