angry chicken

Whilst fucking a girl doggstyle, pull both her arm's behind her back and put your dick in her ass. This should cause her to helplessly 'cluck her chicken wing's' and make whateva sound a chiken in pain make's.

"I think almost everyone has fucked that skank!"
"Yeah, she even asked for it again when I 'angry chickened' her!"

by Diego July 18, 2003

Gay Chicken

A past-time enjoyed by 16-17 year old boys, where both lean in close to each other, about to kiss, until one pulls away, showing that he has complete boy arms and assigning the other the title of Manly.

The furthest this ever seems to go to is lip contact, though there has been one occassion where tongues may momentarily kiss.

If played too often, people may think you are gay.

Gay friends who are only permitted to observe the contest, often find themselves becoming bored with semi-homoerotic activity, as it always ends at the good part.

Greg: Wanna play gay chicken?
Pat: Okay
*they kiss*

Greg: Wanna play gay chicken?
Mark: Not really
*they nearly kiss*

Greg: Wanna play gay chicken?
Matt: Um...
*they nearly kiss*

Peter: Greg.. are you gay?
Greg: NO!

Greg: Wanna play gay chicken?
Rob (aka. Boy arms): BRING IT ON!
*their tongues touch in the kiss*

Greg&Rob: AAAAGHH NOOOO!

Gay Friend: This is shit. You guys suck.

by manyperson3 August 10, 2009

Jesus H. Christ in a Chicken Basket

Very random display of disgust or surpise. Also used to emphasize a point being made, or to just humor your friends. First uttered by a by a dick football coach from a small town in Kansas.

Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket!!! That was the shittiest block I've ever seen.
Guess what Chris? I got laid last night! "Well Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket, it's about time."

by Brian Ball April 25, 2006

Step chicken

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Step chickens will rule the world... Step chickens are the best cult

by Step chicken May 13, 2020

Chicken Crimpy

The accidental act of one testicle slipping from your tight fitting underpants or budgie smugglers and being trapped between underpant and thigh.

Rushing to be first in the pool Luiz's poorly fitting budgie smugglers caused a rather embarrassing Chicken Crimpy to emerge that didnt delight family or friends

by baggers September 25, 2014

Swamp Chicken

A Swamp Chicken is a very special kind of girl. They usually have bleached blond hair, shop at Walmart in fuzzy slippers and say "hell yea" in an Arkansas accent at least five times a day. Swamp Chickens can be attractive but their white trash appearance makes them hard to look at. Most Swamp Chickens have kids and live in a trailer park. Swamp Chickens are almost always the girl standing next to a fist fight yelling "kick his ass Jimmy Ray!". A classic example of a Swamp Chicken in pop culture would be Luanne Platter from King of the Hill.

I tried to hit on this Swamp Chicken at McDonalds today but her five kids kept yelling too loud.

by sleezypmartini June 2, 2014

The Red Chicken

This is the act of mooning someone while your balls and shaft are tucked in between your legs so it resembles a chicken, plus you spread your ass cheeks open exposing your chief red eye.

When your friends are being assholes you go behind a wall and pop out to show them this delightful treat and scream the red chicken at the top of your lungs.

by Matt Arthur April 11, 2005