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Swamp Chicken

A Swamp Chicken is a very special kind of girl. They usually have bleached blond hair, shop at Walmart in fuzzy slippers and say "hell yea" in an Arkansas accent at least five times a day. Swamp Chickens can be attractive but their white trash appearance makes them hard to look at. Most Swamp Chickens have kids and live in a trailer park. Swamp Chickens are almost always the girl standing next to a fist fight yelling "kick his ass Jimmy Ray!". A classic example of a Swamp Chicken in pop culture would be Luanne Platter from King of the Hill.

I tried to hit on this Swamp Chicken at McDonalds today but her five kids kept yelling too loud.

by sleezypmartini June 2, 2014