Jacobean chair leg

Originating from South London, the term is used to describe a taking dump so massive that it resembles an old English style of furniture, characterized by ornately carved chair legs and a dark finish.

Friend: "Mate, what took you so long?"
Guy: "Sorry, had to carve out a Jacobean chair leg."

by kdwilco September 21, 2013

12" Gaming Chair

When someone in your game session brags about how good they are and how bad others are at the video game they play. Implying that they are playing the game with a 12" dildo inside of them.

Gamer 1: "lol ur so badddd l2p like me"
Gamer 2: "don't worry about Gamer 1, he's totally on a 12" Gaming Chair"

by anonbucket June 9, 2020

russian rocking chair

When a girl bends over and you repeatedly run at her with your cock

Omg George game me a Russian rocking chair last night and I can barely sit

by Goldenking134 May 11, 2018

Cone Poo Chair

A collection of meme jpegs tweeted by Ryan Cohen that caused a divide between Reddit Apes and Twitter Apes right before the MOASS due to various subjective interpretations

A topic that invites shills to live inside your head rent free, leading to more aggressive buying and HODLing

An argument that is completely pointless because the shorts must cover

Diamond Hands: “If you say Cone Poo Chair really fast, it sounds like ComputerShare.”

Youtuber/Twitter Influencer: “I would never direct register because I think reading google headlines is Due Diligence. Selling my shares is all I ever think about. The important thing is that I will become rich and brainwash my followers to paperhand.”

Diamond Hands: “I just registered another share to the infinity pool.”

by Lamar Chodom September 25, 2021

Play with my chair

To play with one's sexual organs, spank the chicken, masturbate.

See ya later, imma go play with my chair.

by █ ███ █ September 14, 2018

Your chair is sexy

Shes down to fuck

you: i have ten cars
her: your chair is sexy ;)
you: alright, cya in my room

by yeetyeetdanielstink November 8, 2019

lawn chair dick

When your dick is small and compact when soft but gets much bigger and more useful when hard.

“How big is it?” “I have a lawn chair dick.”

by SilverFox435 February 21, 2021