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My Chair is wonkey

If your chair is squeaky or wonky the person in your chair has been listening to 1 hour of Shreksophone!
MY CHAIR IS WONKEY!!!!!!
by meow moo October 21, 2019
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Play with my chair

To play with one's sexual organs, spank the chicken, masturbate.
See ya later, imma go play with my chair.
by █ ███ █ September 14, 2018
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Cone Poo Chair

A collection of meme jpegs tweeted by Ryan Cohen that caused a divide between Reddit Apes and Twitter Apes right before the MOASS due to various subjective interpretations

A topic that invites shills to live inside your head rent free, leading to more aggressive buying and HODLing

An argument that is completely pointless because the shorts must cover
Diamond Hands: “If you say Cone Poo Chair really fast, it sounds like ComputerShare.”

Youtuber/Twitter Influencer: “I would never direct register because I think reading google headlines is Due Diligence. Selling my shares is all I ever think about. The important thing is that I will become rich and brainwash my followers to paperhand.”

Diamond Hands: “I just registered another share to the infinity pool.”
by Lamar Chodom September 25, 2021
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undercover rocking chair

This act involves a one member of the couple to ride on the other. (like sitting on a chair) While at a public function, without anyone knowing.
At the next family function my aunt and uncle thought they were pulling a undercover rocking chair, but everyone knew they were fucking. Fucking amateurs.
by RustyRunner February 15, 2018
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Alabama Folding Chair

Cognac on the rocks with an mer-man figurine on the rim. Drink invented by bartender LassieFknSavage on TikTok, in honor of the men who showed up at the Alabama boat dock to defend a security guard getting jumped for doing his job.
Man that was a long swim. I could sure use a refreshing Alabama Folding Chair!
by LassieSavage August 7, 2023
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Devil’s Rocking Chair

A sexual position where the man sits up in bed, reclined and the woman lays perpendicular across his lap, face up, with her ass squarely on his crotch and her legs spread allowing him arm’s length, easy access to her pussy and breasts (or mouth) at the same time. If the man has magic hands, the result is his woman will rock her hips in ecstasy, hence the Devil’s Rocking Chair.
Daddy, can I please sit in the Devil’s rocking chair?
by WordWitch69 December 16, 2021
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