bacon jesus

A person on the internet that goes into servers and pings well-known Audio Makers and proceeds to call them "new-gen". Although Bacon Jesus claims to have made audios onto Roblox, it has not yet been proven. Bacon Jesus creates fake audios with other's intros and says he made a collab. Bacon Jesus is an atheist and sends dick pics to men on the internet. After someone says something towards Bacon Jesus, he thinks it's a good idea to call them his "fans" even though he pings someone in public servers so they can talk to him. It leaves people wondering, how old is Bacon Jesus and does he know the consequences?

Bacon Jesus: @.Robin newgen
Bacon Jesus: @4z newgen
Bacon Jesus: @L0zER newgen
Bacon Jesus: @66kDildos wake up newgen
Bacon Jesus: @yuki come on newgen
Bacon Jesus: @gabe73108 ur a dumbass newgen
Bacon Jesus: @Garzies newgen
Bacon Jesus: @Iunep newgen
Bacon Jesus: @L0CC newgen
Bacon Jesus: @linksdenis real newgen
Bacon Jesus: @LYNXDENIS newgen
Bacon Jesus: @Metacalled #ANTITRANNY newgen
Bacon Jesus: @PT5L newgen
Bacon Jesus: @pwn newgen

Person1: Bacon Jesus, you're gay.

Bacon Jesus: Ok fan.

by Robin_taken May 16, 2021

Lizard Jesus

The Jesus of Lizards. Long ago in a mystical land filled with unicorns and Zaxby's chicken franchise there lived a lizard with unusual powers. This particular lizard could lick twice an hour as opposed to the other lizards at the time whom were only capable of licking once per week. This lizard was soon relicked and worshiped among the community of fellow lizards. These lizards then enslaved a race of monkeys to construct temples that would please the Lizard Jesus. Lizard Jesus scale covered hide is now found on modern day cans of SoBe.

"Lick." Lizard 001

"Lick. Lick." Lizard Jesus

by YoungJohnsSon December 19, 2011

Pelican Jesus

(n.) the son of Pelican God and a member of the Holy Pelican Trinity in the religion of Bird Christianity.

(adj.) resembling Jesus, God, or Jake Paul

Note: Pelican Christianity, like Flamingo Christianity, is a sect of the religion known as Bird Christianity, one of the Abrahamic Bird religions.

Noun: Don't forget to do your daily worship session to PelicanJesus.

Adjective: I can't stand those videos anymore. They're just too Pelican Jesus for me.

by Anonymous Clammy October 2, 2017

Jesus Jeri

Originally used when your grandpa complains about something your grandma, Jeri, said or did

Commonly used by saying "Jesus Jeri" to anybody doing something spontaneous

Person 1: I just bought tickets to a concert for tomorrow!

Person 2: Jesus Jeri!!

by Petey_Wheatey April 28, 2023

Jesus toke

When you take a desperate toke from a weed pipe that you've owned since high school without any weed in the hopes of achieving a high.

Yo Pepe let me take a Jesus toke, I'm parched.

by latino_hipster November 28, 2014

Weird Jesus

a synonym for evangelical, most commonly used by someone who is Christian but not radically so as a put-down for someone who is radically Christian

He got into that Weird Jesus stuff. Now he goes to a different church where they speak in tongues...

by Bubba Lebowski April 30, 2011

jesus space

That awkward distance between two people when one person refuses to have their body touching the other's. Girls will usually do this.

When very beautiful girls hug me, or use their massive purses as an excuse to sit a foot away from me, they're making jesus space.

by antaikronik March 23, 2009