David Block

A Vietnamese / Cambodian slang for a long block of road. Usually takes around 30 minute walk or 5 minute drive.

Yooo, the place isn’t that far, it is about a David Block.

by Fan dancer August 28, 2023

Whale Block

Being cock blocked by an overly large person.

I was talking to this girl when suddenly her friend whale blocked me

by Prof.Licon November 25, 2019

Sock Block

When your wife or spouse gives you stuff to do before she leaves the house to run errands so you don't jerk it. (Into a sock)

Husband: You heading out?

Wife: Yea, I'll be back in an hour or so.

Husband: Cool, I have some stuff to do around here so... have fun.

Wife: (With suspicious eyes) Can you take the trash out and maybe unclog the bathroom sink?

Husband: (Looking everywhere but at suspicious eyes) Ummmm yea. I think I have time for that.

Wife: Okay, I love you.

Husband: Yea... me too.

- Wife departs -

Husband: Sock Block me? I'll get on that... Right after a quick visit to the spank bank.

by Sweet Evil March 5, 2011

swagger blocked

when someone intentionally disrupts your act of swag.

I dont know what happened. Soulja Boy just came in and swagger blocked me!

by ballerstatus212 November 19, 2010

barack-blocking

Political cock-blocking, especially by Republicans.

"Dude, I hear that Obama wants to legalize weed, but the Republicans are barack-blocking him."

by misterjones58 April 8, 2013

Typers block

Typers block is when someone is trying to write a new status or personal message and they cannot write anything sometimes because they can't remember or sometimes because nothing interesting enough has gone on in their lives.

Dave: What are you doing?
Steve: *staring blankly at his phone* I'm trying to write a new status but have no idea what to write
Dave: Oh bro you've got typers block

by Barbss143 December 13, 2012

booper block

a person who only has dick on there mind 24/7 and nothing else

hey man I think dat girl is booper blockin

by rudd boiii December 9, 2007