Blind Pig

a detroit cop during the late 1960's

During the late 1960's, in Detroit, blind pigs were abound.

by steve December 9, 2003

Blind Ambition

noun: When you forget to wear your glasses and you are walking around a public setting. You see your old flame . He/She says hello to you and you tell Him/Her to go fuck themselves. Later you realize that it was not your old flame that said hello and that he/she was talking to someone else behind you. The momentary blindness gave you the courage to say what you felt.

Guy1 walks into a bookstore
Guy1 walks out 5 minutes later
Guy1: Man i just told my ex what i actually though of her
Guy2: Did you have your glasses?
Guy1: No
Guy2: Well that's blind ambition for ya.

by killingkarma92 March 14, 2011

Blind Wardrobe

When you're getting on a girl who is completely naked, you spunk in her eye, take her clothes, and run out of the room.

I gave emily a blind wardrobe.

by Gavin Welker February 16, 2003

batty blind

when u knw your bottom is big but its acutually very flat be careful there are some batty blind ppl that might give u there disease

u mate are batty blind

by choppagyal August 1, 2022

number blind

A problem with some people who have trouble with numbers, math, and any numerical reference from time to time. Often related to deadlines and quantity.

Setting at a staff meeting:
Martha: "Jim, did you get the memo?"
Jim: "Yes, you need 4 versions of the finished proposal produced by the 25th".
Martha: "No, we need 6 versions of the finished proposal produced by the 15th. What, are you number blind or what?"

by baker808 January 22, 2010

Blind Jaguar

Wanna be high class establishment with peons for staff and obviously they’re blind.

Have you been to the blind Jaguar? That place is shit!

by Fishnetbrew November 7, 2020

Blind Bat

While your partner is blind folded, you whip out your cock and bat her so hard against the face it leaves a mushroom imprint.

“Put your blind fold on and get ready baby for this Blind Bat”
“Baby omg give me some Blind Bat, lemme see how strong that cock is.”

by Young Jazo December 5, 2019