corner-beater

A person, usually small, squirrely, and/or nerdy, who sits/squats in the corner and masturbates as he or she watches some kind of sexual act.

Leo always has that look, like he would want to watch and beat-off. What a corner-beater.

by KcHmon December 4, 2004

Buster Beater

-the time it takes for you to ejaculate or have an orgasm and try to clean up before someone walks in the house and or room

you - jacking off
a car door slams
you- force it out and the clean up before the person goes to where you are

i.e. buster beater

by robwiththejob April 3, 2010

Buzzer Beater

Masturbation with a vibrator or other electronic device.

Nothing beats a good buzzer beater on a rainy day.

by CountReno May 12, 2010

Buzzer Beater

When a man awakens with morning oak, presses the snooze button on his alarm clock and then tries to rub one out before the buzzer goes off

Dale: I didnt wanna go into the living room with a boner because my wife was watching the news so i decided to bang out a buzzer beater before i went out there
Joe: I'm gonna try that tomorrow.

by Jeffree hunt3r August 23, 2011

Sex bender

When a man for 5 days straight looks at porn, masturbates and has sex with his girl or a girl nonstop

Great beyond compare often makes your nuts chafe fuck responibly

You: Haven't seen Richard in a week
Me:Oh, he must be on a sex bender lucky guy

by doodyman October 27, 2012

Fag bender

A straight guy who gets high/drunk and bangs a bunch of dudes one weekend.

I drank a bunch of Boones Farm Friday night and woke up Sunday with a sore ass and a stinky dick. Worst fag bender ever....

by Bronco Spurlock February 24, 2017

ass beater

An insult to your friends, calling them a beater of the ass.

Brandon to a DJ (being their friend) “You’re such an ass beater!”

by 707_Saeyoung August 24, 2019