beef flower

Beautiful blossoming lady parts.

Women's vagina

She's got a beautiful beef flower

by Ladyjohnson December 2, 2015

Beef Muncher

Someone who exhibits extreme compliance towards another

Bennett tried to take an ice cream cone out to a friend from dhall, however the card swiper said he couldn't walk back in without using a meal swipe. Bennett said to the crusty lady, "stop being a beef muncher and let me back in."

by youngharibo August 27, 2019

Beef Handle

A large cock

"Dude, my Gf came over last night, and she totally sucked my Beef Handle"

by akendall June 28, 2009

BEEF LOG

n. pl. (BeefLogs)

1. A Naturally Enormous Flesh Of Meat Belonging To The Penis Family.

2. A Part Of The Male Anatomy Of Any Race Who Is Found Well Endowed.

3. Cannot Be Protected With Any Prophylactic Smaller Than A Magnum XL.

4. Will Cause Normal Civilian Women And/Or Men To Become Insanely Jealous, Possessive And Chronic Personal Voicemail/Email Hackers During And After Sexual Relations.

5. Causes Immense Jaw Muscle Pain Immediately Following Oral Entertainment.

6. Often Nicknamed "The Third Leg."

"Giiiiiirl, We Had A Great Time Last Night! And The Beef Log Was OFF THE HOOK!"

by Imrov Queen Domingo October 29, 2012

cut the beef

Euphemism for queefing.

To a woman:
Did you cut the beef? It smells like fish.

by mistrthou April 2, 2015

monkey beef

An affectionate word for a Northern English man

Hey Monkey beef, how are you?

by Jeegs February 1, 2014

Beef Bunker

When you have a whole slaughter house of beef in your pelvic region.

“That dude is waddling like he has a tumor in his cellar”
“Holy shit dude has a beef bunker fosho”

by Gferda October 16, 2023