beejer

comes from beejay, which comes from b.j., which comes from blowjob.
hint: Girls have been found to believe that a beejer is another word for a bagel (I've done it). warning: end results can range from wonderful, to comical, to horrible.

R: "Hey Sarah, can I have a beejer?"
S: "What's a beejer?"
R: "oh...uhh... that's another word for a bagel, everyone's using it these days..."
S: "Oh, well sure, come to my room later for a beejer."
R: "sweeeet."

by Fan dango May 11, 2006

bender

a player who blows at hockey and cant skate

luke enderwick is the biggest bender bow high has ever seen

by puke benderdick June 11, 2008

Banana Bender

A cocktail they sell in South London consisting of banana milkshake, vodka and banana liquor. It's delicious.

"Ohmygod I propa fancy a banana bender in South London, let's do pub quiz aswell!"

by snoooksy September 6, 2011

Bender

To be gay, or to have a bent dick from gay sex

Hey Nick Conlon is a bender
John burke is bent

by Johnb00 April 18, 2008

Fender-Bender

Fender-Bender: When a man gives anal to a chick and he misses, bending his fender

Jeff: Man it looks like you have a boner but somethin's awfully wrong wit dat meat

John: Yeah, I had a bit of a Fender-Bender with Miss Norris over there

by samm...y May 17, 2006

Bleeder

A bleeder is a person who takes off people, either money or resources and drains them like a parasite would.

That guy doesn't work much he just takes off others he's a right bleeder!

by summit junkie October 4, 2016

Beefer

A fat blunt of marijuana

Hey, wanna go out back and smoke a beefer?

Man, you should have been there on Saturday, Mike rolled one hell of a Beefer.

by mister_tee January 25, 2021