A term used in response to someone who is annoying the heck out of you and you dont really know what else to call them without making them cry. Although if they do cry, you'd be ok with that outcome, viewing it as an added bonus. Not recommended for use in school, business meetings , chruch sermons, weddings or Bar Mitzvahs. May be appropriate for use between colleagues at work in limited situations, such as when your coworker keeps annoying you via instant messaging.
Jon: "Hey Barry, I really like your proposal but its a little rough around the edges... still needs some work."
Barry: "Oh yeah? Jon, you are such a contaminated goat!
Barry: "Oh yeah? Jon, you are such a contaminated goat!
by Big Daddy BK February 23, 2014
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Person 1: "Dude, are you going to consider the goats?"
Person 2: "No I guess I haven't. I should probably do that. That's for reminding me bro."
Person 2: "No I guess I haven't. I should probably do that. That's for reminding me bro."
by bleudog2012 December 26, 2014
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John - "No, I'm serious, this place has really good goat tacos, I wasn't being dirty."
Michelle - "Goat taco, is that on Urban Dictionary?"
John - "No, I'm serious, this place has really good goat tacos, I wasn't being dirty."
by Jalapeno Adventure January 22, 2015
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Cameron: That dude is pissing me off you should goat him.
Tomm: No im gonna cyclops goat him so Brooke can toss my salad when im done.
Tomm: No im gonna cyclops goat him so Brooke can toss my salad when im done.
by betrayal4life March 9, 2015
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You "Better not get tangled up there, thar be a deeptroat goat
You "Better not get tangled up there, thar be a deeptroat goat
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Get the GOAT BATTY mug.A derivative coinage of Sod's Law which says that anything that can go wrong, will go wrong, with the worst possible outcome and at the end of the day, you spill coffee on yourself.
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