Freak Bastard

Someone who is doing unequivocal behavior such as walking around naked with a football helmet on, carrying a duck.

Check out that "Freak Bastard" with the duck.

by TroyFoster October 9, 2008

horny bastard

a person who is too horny for their own good

Mike: Hey, have you seen that new movie about these two girls that get f...
Phil: Mike, your a horny bastard

by spydestroyer101 August 6, 2021

shed dragging bastard

those people that like to drag a caravan (shed) 4 times the size of their car, often with wing mirrors 4 times the size of their caravan (shed) making over-taking an impossible feat, and you guessed it, getting to your destination 4 times longer!!

shout "shed dragging bastard!!" wenever you see one
nb: can generally cause offence to the 'shed dragging bastards'

by Skinuss May 17, 2008

Cheatin Rat Bastard

CRB is usually associated to those who WIN on a consistant basis, with no basis of provability. Someone who is either lucky, on a roll, or maybe just flat good, and are scourned by the outsider and his peers, more than likely, out of pure jealousy.

1. He's to good to be true, he MUST be cheatin!!!!
2. He always wins, "Cheatin Rat Bastard!!!!!!"

by mark warmouth July 3, 2008

dumb shit bastard

A person who is so fucking dumb their family disowned them. Therefore they have become a bastard. Dumb shit bastards are annoying. Their faces beg for a flurry of punches from everyone within a two mile radius.

That weird kid looks like a dumb shit bastard.

by TartarSauce January 5, 2015

bastard

whatever the dude from South Park says when Kenny dies (You killed Kenny, You Bastard!!!)

Da Train and Da Goldfish

by Chineko July 20, 2003

bastard fag

I guess technically the phrase would mean someone born out of wedlock that just happens to love blowing noodle. But I have always used it as just another fucked up name to call someone.

1) Eat me you bastard fag!

2) Take a flyin fuck at a rollin innertube you bastard fag.

3) Who the hell do them bastard fags think they're messin with?

by Ezeerider October 10, 2004