A parent who likes to tell a child what he or she should do but is not directly involved in their everyday lives or only on occasion. The "parent" only watches and observes said child from the "side" or "sideline" but are not directly involved in their everyday life or activities.
My dad always tells me what to do and judges me without even knowing the circumstance or my day-to-day life. He's a sideline parent.
My mom always assumes that im doing something wrong when she doesn't even know me or what i do everyday. What a sideline parent..
My mom always assumes that im doing something wrong when she doesn't even know me or what i do everyday. What a sideline parent..
by Big Al 56 January 16, 2018
Get the Sideline Parentmug. A parent or guardian that you have that everyone either finds funny, or loveable, and they want them to be their parent. Coffee is related because everyone likes coffee
by Dwilli February 28, 2021
Get the Coffee Parentmug. 1- Mother or father.
2- Living beings that procreated and resulted in the birth of other living beings.
2- Living beings that procreated and resulted in the birth of other living beings.
My parent is a good person.
by Coldandhot October 14, 2023
Get the parentmug. This is a term used to describe a mother and a father who are so caring for their children they leave them in a hotel room unattended by anyone until they get kidnapped. They are the two most caring loving people in the world they always think about what is best for their children and would do anything to protect them
“Should we go out tonight love”
“Oh of course lets Be Madeline McCanns parents no point checking on kids they will be fine”
“Oh of course lets Be Madeline McCanns parents no point checking on kids they will be fine”
by AandBarefitaf November 8, 2019
Get the Madeline McCanns parentsmug. Used when your stupid chud parents force you to get off of the computer while you're playing with bro for a dumb reason.
by Detective Funnybone May 30, 2025
Get the Chud parentedmug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Guy Gardner Killed Bartholomew Allen's Parents<.7.9.7.6.>mug. "Stop That Awful Noise!" A "nuclear-level" version of da "first-and-foremost" or "usual" or "most frequently voiced" order --- "Be quiet" --- dat parents give their small children on innumerable occasions.
Lucy van Pelt super-loudly passed along da STANdard parental-directive from her mom --- a gentle request dat she and her visiting friends play their raucously-loud "cowboys and Indians" game more quietly --- to her toddler-brother Linus when he'd merely been shaking his baby-rattle; da joke, of course, was dat (A) da merely-faint sounds dat Linus was making were hardly even audible (especially compared to all of da shrill-'n'-noisy "shoot-'em-up bang" whooping and hollering dat Lucy and her friends had previously been carrying on with), and (B) she herself had absolutely b-e-l-l-o-w-e-d (indicated by a sawtooth-edged word-balloon instead of just a regular smooth words-enclosing line) said command ("Didn't you hear Mother?! STOP THAT AWFUL NOISE!!"), and so she herself was making an infinitely-louder racket than Linus had ever produced.
by QuacksO March 22, 2023
Get the STANdard parental-directivemug.