April 22nd

International fuck your best friend day! If you can, fuck them good enough they'll fuck you on a day that isn't April 22nd too.

Jessica: Hey Adam, it's April 22nd! Let's get it on best friend.

by SagittariusRuler97 April 13, 2021

April 20th

The one day you have to spend 24 hours, smoke your life away and get too high :)

You already know it’s 4/20... No need to define April 20th :x

by April 20th April 19, 2021

April 18th

International dominant Woman day; A day when dominant women are celebrated by submissive bitches

Bro tommorows April 18th, my girls gonna tie me up and peg me!!

by NotDemented April 18, 2022

April 28th

If you are born on April 28th you have a huge cock. We're talking 9 inch or over. If you are dating a guy born on April 28th you are very lucky.

"He's born on April 28th, he must have a huge dick" (totally not my birthday)

by Sirsploit August 16, 2023

april 9th

april 9th is the day prince philip died

hey do you know how and when prince philip died?
yes he died on april 9th due to a sneeze

by nevnevnev123 April 9, 2021

April 1

National host a nerf batttle day

Friend: hey bro
Me: u have nerf gun right?

Friend yeah what is it?

Me: it's april 1!

by ryanjohn@123 December 17, 2021

April 12

The birthday of the best person in the world, the person who makes me feel great, the person who makes my life happy:)

Happy birthday joli

Look it's joli's birthday on April 12

by Captakn April 9, 2022