Chad apple

A color Changing dildo

Hey did you bring the chad apple?

by Idk. GUESS WHO January 4, 2017

Gungan Apple

Common sex act of the gungans, banned on twelve planets.

Me'sa gonna get my gungan apple on yo.

by SirShrew September 1, 2017

stop applauding

to stop applauding at school

Teacher OK We will applaud 1,2,3 all applauding Me Shh stop applauding all freezing

by STOP APPLAUDING June 10, 2018

Gunga Apple

The apple that was once eaten by eve but has now been reincarnated as an apple of all power and knowledge

"How did Eisntein become so smart?"

"Well he ate the Gunga Apple of course!"

by Not Wilson Nick February 13, 2019

Canadian Apple

When you contort someone’s body so well they can lick there own bunghole. It’s like playing your own rusty trombone.

Me: Did you fight him?
Brad: Yea, I wrapped him up so well he could give himself a Canadian Apple.

by Wolfpack34 May 24, 2019

laughing apparatus

Another word for the mouth

“Then she put my loaded yogurt rifle in and around her laughing apparatus”

by H Dog from skinflaps September 16, 2019

Green Apple Jolly Rancher

A fetish game to be played in the dark. A Green Apple Jolly Rancher is when a man eats out a girl with gonorrhea whilst sucking on any flavor jolly rancher, but it just happens that a gonorrhea nodule closely resembles a green apple jolly rancher. He will then proceed to lose the jolly rancher in her pussy and try to fish it out. Unfortunately for the guy, if he grabs the gonorrhea ball and sticks it into his mouth, the infected pus will explode and he will contract several diseases then promptly vomit.

Steve found out too late that Samantha cheated on him because he already ate her green apple jolly rancher.

by epicsexsauce November 4, 2019