Tender Tim

When you're doing a girl, and your penis bends in one spot and wrinkles up afterwards.

Hey man, last night I was doin' this chick, then I accidentally pulled a Tender Tim on her.

by TEHLOL11 October 1, 2013

Tim Muilenburg

1.The King of AWESOME. So awesome, his friend's mothers want to give hime oral, or have already given him oral. Though their mouth is plenty full, they just cannot seem to get enough.
2. The Pillager of Holes.
3. The hater of fuglies.

"I wish I were Tim Muilenburg!"

by Daddy of A. Noose December 18, 2011

TIM Henderson

Animal specialist specializing in the practice of helping goats reproduce. Worked for farmer Al Dobson

TIM Henderson used to be great with goats, but he no longer is allowed within 500 feet of one

by Chiguy21 January 1, 2012

tim weed

tim weed is when u have old/bad weed

Man this weed is trash, this is some tim weed.

by BlakeTheRake September 16, 2021

Farting Tim

Farting Tim is a person who likes to pee in a cup on a Sunday because ur mom is ur dads uncle

Farting Tim is amazing

by Farting Tim July 17, 2021

Tim Maguire

A god like figure. A fatherly figure to all of his students, his powers put you in a love spell where you get lost in his beautiful eyes.

I saw tim maguire and immediately fell for his sexy body.

by The station predator August 21, 2021

Tim Ninja

Like a true friend he gives a shit 5% of the time, raises hell 30% of the time, and can piss you off 65% of the time. But good time,Promise

That guy is such a Tim Ninja

by TeeJ2319 July 2, 2021