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Austin Carlile

Former frontman of Attack Attack! and Of Mice and Men that a lot of people looked up to for saving their lives through his music, but recently has fallen out of popularity due to claims that he had raped 15 different women.
Austin Carlile used to be a great role model
by citeh citeh citeh June 13, 2020
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maranda austin

A beautiful, smart, courages, and all around talented women. I'm exremly proud to call her my girlfriend and i know it will never change baby. I love you with all of my heart!- Jackson Fitts
I can tell from experience maranda austin has a perfect body.
by the mom.com June 4, 2019
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Austin Bro

The bro unicorn. The safest and best of all bros.

Austin bros have money, but not too much money (or they would never want you to feel uncomfortable with their net worth). They enjoy pools, 4 to 6 weeks of vacation a year, mid sized SUVs with aggressive off-road capabilities with a car wash membership close by. But they are also anti-historical bro — they don’t care for sports, hate fraternities, don’t bang loud obnoxious angry music, respect women, drink responsibly, not in good ol boy clubs, don’t care about clothing brands (as long as it’s the brands they care about), didn’t go to upper end colleges, don’t wear axe all the times but only on the most special of occasions.

This is the safest version of a bro that exisits. These are loyal bros. Great husband and dad material, masters on the grill and smoker, and excel at odd hobbies like fly fishing and urban gardening.

Austin bro vehicles:
4Runner TRD’s (usually blacked out)
Ford Broncos (2” lift)
Sometimes f150’s (if they have boats)

Austin bro wardrobe:
Howler brothers

Vuori

Levi’s

Surf brands
Austin bro can defined through a Saturday morning text: Hey Bro, bring the kids over poolside today. I’m throwing a brisket on and I brought some IPA’s back from our trip out west.
by CousinToAnAustinBro July 2, 2022
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Austin Watts

Looks kinda like Wolverine. Son of Joseph Stalin. Watches Anime Porn for the "entertainment"
Austin Watts I thought I told you to stop watching that hentai
by KENNY THE THICCC BOI May 14, 2018
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Liv Austin

The best girlfriend ever and the most prettiest Girl ever and very kind over all she is perfect
by Taylerlovesliv March 12, 2021
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austin pierce

A true badass, that probably likes to fish and is a true lady killer, someone who generally does not give a fuck!
Damn, who is that stud fisherman over there? He must be austin pierce.
by Marlin man March 22, 2017
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Austin Rivers

a really hot guy who’s number 25 on the houston rockets
me “ yo did you see Austin Rivers make that 3 pointer,”

friend “oh yeah bro, so rad”
by sksksksksdank January 16, 2019
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