ad-skip assistant

Refers to a fellow human whom you assign to click out of commercials that often randomly appear during YouTube videos; this would be for periods of time when you are unable to operate the mouse/touch-pad yourself, such as when you have to take a dump but don't wanna pause the interesting video you were watching, but instead want to keep listening to the presentation while you're pooping. Having this other person skip over the ads for you ensures that you won't have to teeth-grindingly suffer through many minutes of boring ads while you sit on da crapper waiting for the program to resume. This can work best for largely-speech-based videos such as tech-subject lectures/documentaries, where you don't need to always watch the screen to enjoy the program.

I'm on SSI Disability, so I often spend much of my time at home; occasionally my also-unemployed buddy owes me a few bucks, and so I "hire" him to come over each day and be my ad-skip assistant for a 25¢ credit per ad; he usually "pays off" his debt that way in just a couple weeks.

by QuacksO October 20, 2021

Ad Hominem

Woke person's form of argument

Woke people always get pissy during an argument and resort to Ad Hominem attacks. It is like debating children.

by UltimateDoge April 10, 2023

Mobile Ad Syndrome

When you say that you have a "hidden talent noone else can do" but you end up struggling at said talent.

Person 1: Watch me do this, only I can do it!
6 hours later...
Person 2: Do you have Mobile Ad Syndrome?
Person 1: Fuck you

by john stromboli April 11, 2021

Zombie ad

When the girl you are fucking and gives out and stop's putting in effort.

Girl totally gave up, became a zombie ad

by Shehowlsatnight July 4, 2018

Urban Plaque Psoriasis Ads

The ads on this site that will make you never wanna look here again.

Yo, all you hip kids, have you seen the urban plaque psoriasis ads on urban dictionary?

Word. I totally have. F$ck that gross s#it. I’m never going to that site again.

by Triscuits March 11, 2024

ad carry

A object used to improve game experience for assasins in MOBA

Where is our ad carry?
DEAD

by Adc in 2017 December 28, 2017

reductio ad idolarum

A logical fallacy when netizen dismisses other netizen's opinion because s/he is/they are using their idol(s) photograph as an avatar/profile pictures

Example of Reductio ad Idolarum:

If you're using Justin Bieber/Billie Eilish/Boy band/Girl band/whatever the fuck your idol, your opinions are discarded

by Sir. B February 16, 2021