Mobile Ad Syndrome

When you say that you have a "hidden talent noone else can do" but you end up struggling at said talent.

Person 1: Watch me do this, only I can do it!
6 hours later...
Person 2: Do you have Mobile Ad Syndrome?
Person 1: Fuck you

by john stromboli April 11, 2021

ad-skip assistant

Refers to a fellow human whom you assign to click out of commercials that often randomly appear during YouTube videos; this would be for periods of time when you are unable to operate the mouse/touch-pad yourself, such as when you have to take a dump but don't wanna pause the interesting video you were watching, but instead want to keep listening to the presentation while you're pooping. Having this other person skip over the ads for you ensures that you won't have to teeth-grindingly suffer through many minutes of boring ads while you sit on da crapper waiting for the program to resume. This can work best for largely-speech-based videos such as tech-subject lectures/documentaries, where you don't need to always watch the screen to enjoy the program.

I'm on SSI Disability, so I often spend much of my time at home; occasionally my also-unemployed buddy owes me a few bucks, and so I "hire" him to come over each day and be my ad-skip assistant for a 25¢ credit per ad; he usually "pays off" his debt that way in just a couple weeks.

by QuacksO October 20, 2021

Ad

A Little video of a company trying to say something but you don't care then SKIP

4 second Ad exists?

by Cambodia1132 May 31, 2021

Zombie ad

When the girl you are fucking and gives out and stop's putting in effort.

Girl totally gave up, became a zombie ad

by Shehowlsatnight July 4, 2018

Ad Hominem

Woke person's form of argument

Woke people always get pissy during an argument and resort to Ad Hominem attacks. It is like debating children.

by UltimateDoge April 10, 2023

AD

"After Donald" as in after the Donald was booted out of the White House and all hope & peace feels plausible. Fun fact: AD era started right during Diwali - the Indian holiday where good "trumps" over evil.

Life is going to be much better in the AD era.

by ButtersInLondon November 7, 2020

ad

a company will pay the app that you are using whether that be instagram, twitter, tiktok, etc, ads are on caple as well, but yea, the company will pay for a place on your homepage exlpore page, or during an ad, to show you a product, so you will buy it

Hey kyle, did you see that ad for that new tv?
Yes adam, i actually bought it, i needed a new tv, did you see that ad for that new movie?
Yeah, i watched it, its pretty good

by ICantExplainWell March 19, 2022