Abercrombie

People that don't like AF, go get a life. AF is prob one of the coolest stores I have ever been to. Their clothes are so tight, and they make girls look hot, and confident. If you don't like AF, you have a problem, ohkay? Some say that AF gives girls bigger boobs, SO WHAT? and their clothes ARE NOT padded with bras, it's a girls choice to wear bras. So people stop bitchin' bout how AF clothes are slutty, maybe some peeps wanna look like sluts. You HAVE to wear a AF shirt, to know what it feels like.When you walk around, boys stare at you, when you bend down, everyone can see your boobs. This makes most girls feel really sexy and hot. Theres nothing wrong with that.

Sammi~"OMG!! I totally got Will to look at me today! When I walked by him, i purposefully dropped my pencil, and I bent down to get it, and Will looked right at my BOOBS!!!
Taylor~" Awesome!! Ok, you can't tell anyone, ohkay? After school, Nick invited me over to his house, and we had SEX!!! OMG!! His ass is so long and cool!! And I was wearing the really slutty Abercrombie shirt!!"

by Samantha Herbert March 24, 2008

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Where did the idea that Abercrombie is expensive come from? Abercrombie is cheap. $70 for a pair of jeans. Oh, sooo expensive. Abercrombie is for wannabees who want to try to look the part of rich and cool. If you have any real class at all you will go to Nordstrom or Saks and buy a pair of real jeans like 7 For All Mankind or Citizens For Humanity. Or try Coach, Burberry, BCBG MAXAZRIA, Urban Outfitters, Anthropologie or even J.Crew. If you think a $20 shirt is expensive, I am sorry, but actually shopping at J.C. Penny or Sears is pathetic. And Abercrombie & Fitch does not stand for upper-class and wealthy. With its ideas of being a brand for rich, stupid girls (and guys) who just love to spend daddy's money, I am embarrassed to be represented by this brand. I am a straight A student in all the honors and AP classes available at my school. And I buy real clothes that cost more than a pair of Sketchers (the shoes of the losers). Plus, nobody would be caught dead in Abercrombie at my school. Get a life.

Oh look at me! I am trying to be cool and rich by wearing a shirt from Abercrombie that costs less than a washrag!

by Styled October 16, 2008

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Beauty. Style. Wealth. Hottness. Prepiness. Abercrombie is one of the most expensive, hottest stores I've been to. After 3 weeks of wearing Abercrombie clothes...I had a girl friend...she's hot, rich and we both shop at Abercrombie...so if you're one of the stupid..."poor" people that don't shop at Abercrombie...you should start...you know you secretly want to be one of the smokin' hot girls, or a handsome guy. Don't fight it...join us...your life would be alot better you poor little sh*ts. HA! eat that muth3r fuck3r.

Thank You.

the story on how a guy got his girl in Abercrombie & Fitch.
"guy" "hey do u want me to buy you something from Abercrombie & Fitch?"
"girl""wow...that would be really nice of u.*thinking"wow he must be rich..i wonder what he looks like under his shirt."
"guy"*thinking"i wonder what cup size this chick is"*
"both"
"abercrombie is hott and makes us really want to have sex"

by Michael Rockefeller August 4, 2007

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A clothing store that is nationally known and is respected by many. However, people like me really don't like that store because rich people who would rather act as a billboard for the store than an actual person have ruined the store. Abercrombie and Fitch has also sold thongs for little girls, so I decided not to shop there because I don't want to support the dumbfarts who thought up THAT idea. If any rich, fake preps who would more than gladly pay a ludicrous amount of money for clothes that are no better than what you would find at Wal-Mart, Target, and similar stores want to shop there, fine. But I'm not going to waste my money, because I'm not some rich, fake, preppy whore who thinks that money is everything.

Rich, fake, preppy whore 1: "Liiiiiike O...M...G!!!! Like, Abercrombie and Fitch, is, like, having, a, SALE!!!!"

Rich, fake, preppy whore 2: "Like, HOLY SHIT!!!! Let's, like, go there together and, like, blow all of your, like, dad's MONAYYYY!!!"

Me: "Not THOSE bitches again."

by zawakuchi July 25, 2011

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