Geographically bound to the border state; typically, but not necessarily in a single story structure (Ranch). Participants grabbed in bubble goose, goretex, thermals or overalls with no fabric from the waist down; accompanied by long socks and thong style flip flops with the AC cranked commence in a men standing and women on their knees orgy. Latex is forbidden unless there is a zipper and it covers the head. This can only transpire during an equinox and must continue for 12 hours before or after the aforementioned celestial alignment. Additionally the ratio must be balanced (3 men per 1 woman).
“I remember my fist Texas ski lodge; my legs were sore for a month I thought there would be more chairs.”
“You couldn’t stand a quails egg on that ass unless you were at a Texas ski lodge.”
“Tell you what, I never thought I’d be in a devils threesome, but if you don’t learn something about yourself at a Texas ski lodge I’m not sure you ever will.”
“You couldn’t stand a quails egg on that ass unless you were at a Texas ski lodge.”
“Tell you what, I never thought I’d be in a devils threesome, but if you don’t learn something about yourself at a Texas ski lodge I’m not sure you ever will.”
by SwazeyD August 18, 2023
Get the Texas Ski Lodgemug. by Cole ski February 1, 2021
Get the cole skimug. by ColderVisionz January 27, 2021
Get the Skimug. 
The act of underdressing a woman (can be one off the street), sticking your penis in her from behind and riding her down a hill
Bro did you see Dana this morning? Yeah we had a great night, she sucked me good so I repaid her with a flesh ski.
by Cutenipple December 21, 2023
Get the Flesh skimug. by ThesaurusRex December 12, 2012
Get the Ski-ballmug. "I was at this party the other night bro and I waked into what I thought was the bathroom and here was this chick speed skiing. So I dipped out as soon as possible"
by yom tang April 9, 2013
Get the speed skiingmug.