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West Virginia single wide

When you are piping down your sister in the one bedroom single wide, while your dad waits outside the door to fuck your cousin.
by O.G. bonerkush December 31, 2023
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West Texas Single

When an oilfield worker comes to west Texas for work, and acts as though he’s single for his two weeks there, but in reality has a wife and three kids back home, often states a way.
As often found in Tinder bios ‘Please actually be single, and not west Texas single.’ or ‘Don’t let me find out you have a wife back home.’
by richardstroker January 2, 2024
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a single rose

When you give someone a single rose its you saying "I'll live you forever"
Dude 1: how much do you love her?
Sigma male: well I gave her a single rose
Dude 1 &2: damnnnn
by Cozahr April 20, 2023
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single-celled organism

That bacteria is a single-celled organism
by BTRequiem April 28, 2023
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Sad and Single

When you are depressed because you are single and you know that no boys/girls like you more than a friends.
Kate: I’m sad and single

Beth: I’m not, I’m so happy and dating the love of my life!
by Hiiiiiiiiiibyeeeee November 13, 2018
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single-letter difference between God and the IRS

Said letter is "R" --- God tells us to "PRAY with faith and without ceasing", whereas the IRS tells us to "PAY with faith and without ceasing". Otherwise, both "mighty entities" are essentially the same... they act like they've got your best interests at heart, but in reality they just mercilessly "milk you for all you're worth" and then turn their backs on you when you've been drained dry... no further explanation necessary.
Come to think of it, the single-letter difference between God and the IRS isn't the only direct correlation between the two "superpowers" --- because the IRS tells us to PAY so much, it causes poorer folks to PRAY to God a lot more due to their worries over becoming even more destitute from shelling out for their income taxes!
by QuacksO November 25, 2018
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Roulette as a single

It’s what katycats deserve from the witness era
X: Omg no one notice ya!
Me: I’m like roulette as a single
by Katy Perry stan October 22, 2018
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