A person that sneaks around and ambushes people to steal their semen. They are rarely seen during the day and if you do see one, be prepared to protect your nut.
Hey man I heard the cops came to your house last night, everything alright?
Yea man apparently a break in, but they didn’t take anything from my house so I’m alright. However, I noticed my balls were the size of a blueberry, thus I knew it had been a nut goblin that had burglarized my home.
Yea man apparently a break in, but they didn’t take anything from my house so I’m alright. However, I noticed my balls were the size of a blueberry, thus I knew it had been a nut goblin that had burglarized my home.
by gloz February 27, 2021
Get the Nut goblinmug. by Nicqo January 11, 2020
Get the Chat Goblinmug. When someone is jerking off two cocks close to their face with their tongue out. Its called this because the action makes it look like youre stabbin some goblins
by Allycat88 July 30, 2018
Get the Stabbing goblinsmug. when a male grabs a womans tit, boob, breast, bazoonga (singular) and or tata (singular for tatas) and squeeezes the shit out of it.
by jreagan43 July 21, 2011
Get the goblin grapplermug. A phrase used when you are so happy that you turn green , put on some penny lofers and start skipping around town like a queer. YOu also go throughout grocery stores stealing bread pooding, and stealing babies out of strolers and selling them on the black market for crack.
by Slimslope May 22, 2006
Get the happy as a goblinmug. It is basically all the gothic kids and all the kids that are rich but dress like they live in a dumpster and do not take showers
by BUMP crew May 10, 2006
Get the bum goblinsmug. Presenting a type of behavior which is unapologetically self-indulgent, lazy, slovenly, or greedy, typically in a way that rejects social norms or expectations.
by Doctxr82 December 6, 2022
Get the going goblinmug.