Cuddle Poison

a fresh load resulting from what was thought to be an innocent cuddle session cum semen jizz

I thought I would just sneak out in the morning...next thing I knew there was a load of cuddle poison on my chest.

by seventeen thirty-eight September 6, 2016

Cat cuddle

To mimic a cat clinging onto its owner's front, but during sexy time. Embedding nails into partner's back is advised for accuracy.

"Ooh baby, that's it, now quick! Give me a cat cuddle!"

by Knobbadan August 17, 2016

Upgraded cuddles

The act in which two individuals are cuddling that leads to sexy time.

Last night Stephanie asked for some Upgraded cuddles while we were watching Netflix.

by Eternalness July 11, 2016

cuddle of death

When great effort is rewarded by the internet with unexpected and tremendous support through social media exposure and embracing of product/goods or services.

*Dude those Findlay hats are incredible, share it on reddit so they can get a cuddle of death.
**Im sure those upvotes translate to sales, hope they can keep up with the surge of orders.

by trendforcaster June 12, 2016

cuddle smash

When you smash right after you cuddle. Hence, cuddle smash.

Dude A: "Bruh, me and that girl totally cuddle smashed last night."
Dude B: "Bruh, nice bruh."

by GnomeJesus May 15, 2016

Cuddle busting

When you bust a nut while cuddling

We were hanging last night and he started cuddle busting

by Jasmintheshit February 3, 2018

Cuddle Puddle

The pool of sexual juices left after an erotic encounter.

Careful! There's a cuddle puddle over that side of the bed.

by Alpha Pale February 14, 2018