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sitting on the crack

1.) When your friends at school hate you and don't save you a spot at lunch so you have to sit on the space in between the benches
2.) Under investigation, hiding crack-cocaine inside ones rear in order to avoid its discovery
3.) Two pairs of bare butt cheeks facing each other and making as much contact as possible
1.) Joey: Did you save me a spot?
Isabella: Nope!
Joey: Guess I'm sitting on the crack!

2.) Gabe: The officer was about to search my car, so I stood up, but I was still sitting on the crack.

3.) Aiden: Did you see that "sitting on the crack" video?
Ryan: Oh totally! Where they're touching asses right?
Aiden: Hell yeah dawg!
by bigniqqa69 December 17, 2019
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German crack

Drugs available at German grocery stores.
Huck's is whack. Ima get better German crack at Aldi.
by Justforyoumatt September 17, 2016
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Cardiff Crack

A marinated tri-tip steak sold at Seaside Market in Cardiff-By-The-Sea in California.

Known to make vegetarians commit suicide or revert back to the light.
Dude I just spent soo much money on some Cardiff Crack but I don't care because this stuff is bombbbbbb.
by JDENIC February 9, 2014
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titty crack

That woman has 5 inches of titty crack showing! A bra might do her a favor. You should not show up at work with all that titty crack showing. Seriously.
by distancedrea March 29, 2015
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Crack In A Cup

Coffee or a heavily caffeinated drink that give large bursts of energy, commonly used in areas of incarceration.
Homie 1: "Ayo bruh whatchu drinkin'?"
Homie 2: "Man I'm gettin' my expresso on dawg."
Homie 1: "Nah fuck that man, you drinkin' that crack in a cup."
Homie 2: "man you trippin bro..."
by Lin-axepkheat May 15, 2019
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Crack Friday

When Christmas Eve falls on a Friday where people shop like it's black Friday on crack.
Bob are you going shopping the day after thanksgiving?

No man I'm waiting until crack Friday so i can get a better deal on a X box 360 4GB!
by L Esposito December 24, 2010
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Crack Macking

The act of licking, chewing, or gnawing on or within the intergluteal cleft. More general than analingus, involving all associated parts.
Oh! Did see Robert Downing Jr. straight crack macking on that chick's ass in "Two Girls and a Guy"?? I bet he has ass breath.
by Luchosi El Poncho May 11, 2010
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