clean the baby cannon

douche

I wish she would clean the baby cannon.

by redheadbass January 13, 2013

skeet skeet cannon

The act of ejaculating in a female until you pull out and get loaded down with a heap of dragon sneezing jizz

Dang that skeet skeet cannon was amazing last night...

by lildick nigga April 8, 2019

Turkish battle cannon

A particularly gnarly penis. The term is often assumed to imply foreskin and smegma.

Girl, I'm fittna holla at Alex. He fine.

Don't do it, Tanya. He's totin around a Turkish battle cannon.

by Nomadic cook September 12, 2016

Maltese Mud Cannon

A sexual practice involving usually two males, one male shoves a battery in and our of his japs eye a few times then begins to masterbate, the second takes a shit into the first guys engorged uretha. the first man continues to masterbate and jizzes out shitty man semen into the mouth of the first

Edward: Yo ek you horny?

Ek: I kinda really need a shit

Edward: Im so horny, hows about a Maltese Mud Cannon

Ek: Oh my god, that is almost the best idea ever, im desperate to slurp up the slippery shit

by Reverend Pope May 27, 2010

Polish Hand-Cannon

When both fists are inserted into the anus and vaganal area, in a fast, pumping motion.

“Yeah I gave Bekka a Polish Hand-Cannon last night”
“I hope André gives me a Polish Hand-Cannon tonight”

by Booeyy July 11, 2018

particle beam cannon

Used on ships from gunships to dreadnoughts, particle beam cannons are some of the most effective weapons developed. Smaller ships like gunships and corvettes have few anti-capital cannons, and more anti-fighter cannons. Larger ships employ multiple anti-capital cannons, which make for spectacular ship battles.

The particle beam cannon was only seen in the Lucifer in FreeSpace.

by Shawn Farrell May 5, 2004

baby cannon misfire

miscarriage

She was knocked up, but she had a baby cannon misfire.

by redheadbass January 13, 2013