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Fuck Tard

A "Fuck Tard" a very stupid person
a "fuck tard" is also known as a retard
by carrots are healthy December 30, 2018
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Ditz tard

A mentally ill lady gaga wanna be who wears 80's pump sneakers and weird front butt spandex pants with a forceful sorority whore attitude to try and fit in with normal people.
Daniel: Did you notice that fine ass bitch in the bathroom?

Travis: Dan, she wasn't fine, she was a ditz tard. You're drunk. Go home and sleep it off. Trust me, I'm saving you from heart ache.
by tsunbot September 24, 2011
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Sarca-tard

A Sarca-tard is a person that cannot recognize or appreciate sarcasm.
My ex wife is such a Sarca-tard! She can never tell if I'm being sarcastic or serious.
by IFixAircraft May 10, 2014
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good-tarded

When something should be viewed as retarded and without any good memories, but you can't help but look back on it fondly
Bill: How was the new Rambo movie?

Steve: The acting was horrible, the script was miserable, the action scenes were so over the top that I couldn't really get into it, yet I enjoyed watching the whole thing. It was good-tarded.
by whack86 March 29, 2009
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cheat tard

A name you can call someone who does better than you in a game to accuse them of cheating. This can be used whether you actually think someone cheated or not.
Sarah, how did you get ahead of me you cheat tard!?
by Jason Kelley October 10, 2007
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Tard Latin

When anyone who knows a few Spanish words tries to impress a Latino while talking by throwing in words like culo, and donde esta.
I don't speak Spanish, I just know a few words, I speak Tard Latin.
by MyPetStripe June 6, 2015
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lub of tard

A phrase to describe fat people, usually who are being nuisances and annoying. A saying that you meant to say "a tub of lard" but you messed up somewhere.
"Move you fat lub of tard! Oh wait I'm sorry, I didn't know you were sitting there eating your double XXL fries while you sit there and take a fucking nap!"
by Mr. Lopezo November 27, 2012
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