The Monkey Grip

When one takes their shoes and socks off and Holds onto someone's head with their feet when someone is giving them a blowjob, optionally making monkey noises.

Max managed to get a girl back to his house after the party, when she offered a Blowjob Max then proposed the idea of "The Monkey Grip" She never came back to his house after that.

by TheFakeBorder December 19, 2024

grip

it's a drug dealer talking about money

you got grip

by anthodisasto July 2, 2015

Grip

To tightly hug someone with no emotion.

I gripped the guy from down the street.

by dajadiah November 10, 2015

Squid Grip

When a girls vagina is tight and wet with the suction power of a Dyson hoover running off nuclear energy.

That girls pussy got that squid grip, she almost dethroned me as king of the pull out game.

by King Lurgi September 15, 2021

in a grip

A phrase used in the 90's by upper mid-west wannabe surfer/sk8r dudes.

1. In a long time

Man I haven't had Davanni's pizza in a grip!

by Buck Tonkawood March 29, 2023

Serbian Grip

A grip used by Jerk Mate professionals during practise. This method has since been banned by the international Jerkmate organisation due to the unfair advantage it provides for decreased penile stimulation. Importantly, this technique has only been banned in the edging subcategory of the game. To perform this technique, one must wrap their hands around their shaft with alternating fingers going on top and under the shaft. An important element of this technique is that one must have a finger inserted into their anus.

Jacob reached copper gooner yesterday on Jerkmate ranked using the Serbian Grip.

by Bread Butterer February 3, 2025

gogurt grip

how one commonly holds their dick when sending a dick pic; in reference to the yogurt tubes snacks from the 90s

"Why is everyone doing the gogurt grip in their dick pics?"

by nanidafuqq April 14, 2025