telephone fruit

Bananas!
They are sometimes called the telephone fruit because if you hold one like an old-style landline (corded) telephone handset it looks as though you really *ARE* holding a landline handset (aka. a telephone "receiver").

I'm going to the store to pick up some taper powels, poliet taper, grapes, and telephone fruit.

by Telephony November 20, 2021

Fruit Chunnel

A large vagina.

"Fingering her fruit chunnel was like stuffing a turkey."

by LoezFelps December 13, 2013

Dough Fruit

a fucking piece of shit fruit thats covered in dough yet its a apple, fucking Dough Fruit apple

This fucking 9 year old needs to touch grass with his Dough Fruit comb

by Slakszz March 1, 2023

Neck Fruit

The fruit of the neck, as in the head. Used specifically to refer to receiving oral sex.

"Man, I gotta get me some neck fruit tonight."

by SevilSeveril February 23, 2014

what the fruit

Can be used to Express oneself in shock,anger, disbelief.

What the fruit

Jim, What the fruit did you just say!

by Jayka920 October 26, 2019

seedless fruit

Your have one attraction but your lacking in something. Like you could be fine as hell but your breath always smells bad. Or you could be stacking paper but u ugly as sht.

Susan_"Why you dating that seedless fruit?"
Sally_yea I know his breath smells bad but his eyes are so dreamy

by whky April 26, 2014

Poopy Fruit

A popular chewing gum from the late 80's thats bursting with poopy flavor.

Poopy fruit its gonna move ya. The poop is soft it gets right to ya. Poopy fruit, the taste the taste thats gonna move ya.

by Jeffron929 October 29, 2022