urban dictionary

A website that was originally for normal definitions then people just added retarded jokes

urban dictionary is fuck weird nowadays

by if you read this you're gay122 September 25, 2020

Urban Dictionary

A conundrum of idiotic, gay, and I mean VERY GAY things.

Hey, have you heard of the Urban Dictionary? ur mom gay noob.

by high cholesterol child December 6, 2018

Urban Dictionary

A website that used to be used as a normal dictionary and used to share with friends and the world what they think about things. The website is now over 50% related to sexual things (e. g. Sex, Fucking, Erotica). and the other 50% are things that nobody really cares about because whatever you type, sex will come as a related word.

Urban Dictionary
Urban Dictionary
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Before:

"Hey dude i need to know the ingredients of an icecream sandwich for my brothers soccer team, any ideas on where i could find that?"

"Yeah bro, just look it up on the website urbandictionary.com it has the answers to like... everything. Its awesome."
"K THANX FRIEND!"

Now:
*same situation*

"...just look up the answer on urbandictionary.com..."
*looks up icecream sandwich*

"JEREMY WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR BRAIN I WANTED ICECREAM NOT... UGH I HATE YOU!!! YOU HAVE SCARRED ME FOR LIFE!!!"

by Truth! Others have lied to you September 20, 2017

Remote dictionary

For some reason, the definitions in remote dictionary are different than definitions in urban dictionary.

Tim couldn't even find anything about his remote in remote dictionary.

by Solid Mantis July 18, 2018

Dick dictionary

Where you can find any kind penis.

My mom found my dad by using dick dictionary.

by Ummmmm101 January 24, 2019

Dictionary Hitler

A person who immediately corrects a word, adjective, noun, verb, etc if used incorrectly in a sentence or conversation.

Nick: "Is your mother native?"
James: "You're using native wrong. The correct word is foreign. Don't say a word you don't know how to use."
Nick: "No need to be a dictionary hitler about it."

by Biodamaged October 15, 2015

Urban dictionary

The website you are currently on.

I'm going to look up urban dictionary on urban dictionary and see how long it takes for the world to explode!

by NotAbbey July 3, 2016