crotch walking

Crotch walking is a theft tactic that is cleverly performed by women.

They simply wear a full dress or skirt into the store; place an item between their thighs, and walk out of the business like it is any other normal shopping day. crotch walking

by crotchwalker January 21, 2010

walking lick

If an individual is covered with impressive apparel or drip to the extent that they look as though they've hit constant licks, they may colloquially be referred to as a walking lick.

"I've been dripping lately, I look like a walking lick" - Athlete, NAV

by ImranHy March 16, 2021

walking your dog

Used to convey that you understand what someone's telling you. Can also be used as an acknowledgement.

Acknowledgement example:
Ruban: "OK, so when you're done making those lattes, can you bus the cafe?"
Joanna: "Yeah man, totally. I'm walking your dog."

Understanding example::
Ho-Jin: "Alright, so 2 + 2 is 4. Does this make sense?"
Sudthakar: "Yeah, for sure. I'm walking your dog!"

by Ruban L. May 21, 2006

cock walking

When a man is in a deep sleep, yet his "cock" is hard and essentially doing it's own thing....much like when a person physically sleep walks.

My guy was in a deep sleep and snoring yet his cock was awake. It was hard and even rearranging the bed sheets. This is known as cock walking.

by Anastasia Eletherios November 20, 2013

Walking Zombie

When a man ejaculates into his sexual partner's face after getting dome, and punches her the forehead multiple times. Being unable to see, this forces the woman to attack blindly, and possibly moan, like a zombie.

"Hey Frank, have you seen the video of your mom doing the walking zombie?"

"Nope, can't say that I have."

by Dome King 2.0 October 1, 2008

walking in two o'clock cotton

a phrase that refers to the state of drunkeness where one seems to be stumbling in a cotton field at two o'clock in the morning.

"Oh, my, God! Briana took so many tequila shots she's walking in two o'clock cotton!"

by immaculate_paint September 8, 2005

walking the Appalachian Trail

What politicians like Governor M. Sanford call a Cleveland Steamer.

"Yeah, I was walking the Appalachian trail with this really hot chick from Argentina. My wife won't do that."

by Poet2243 June 24, 2009