thinks her piss is port wine

The way she comes strolling along, ‘chairwoman’ written on her badge, she thinks her piss is port wine
by Carol Knight July 07, 2023
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wine flights

Sampling different kind of wines in one sitting.
Hey were going to lunch and doing wine flights and we're gunna get lit .
My girl only drinks wine so we're going out to do some wine flights and we're gunna get saucy or just straight up lit tonight!
by Jizzy james February 03, 2014
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lonely wine

My Tears supply my lonely wine...
by Buck Rogers1959 May 21, 2017
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wine-high

When you drink so much wine you become a 2000s songs dancer
Haley was so wine-high she hit that dougie.
by G0renight August 12, 2018
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Wine weight

The extra 10 or 20 pounds an individual puts on when consuming excessive amounts of cheap wine
“It’s about time I loose this wine weight brother.”
by ashergr May 13, 2022
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wine embolism

A wine clot......like a brain fart, only caused by drinking too much wine!
She had a wine embolism after she left the bar, and had no idea what she did on the way home or how she got home!
by Pologroupie November 29, 2014
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Wine-up

The action of drinking wine after being sober.
I better wine-up, everybody here at the party is way ahead of me.

I came home and decided to wine-up , sit on the porch and watch the sunset.
by XRKelly September 04, 2019
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