slap the weiner

Stroking the penis until it squirts

That dude is so sexy I wanna slap the weiner on my couch.

by #wherestroy February 3, 2018

Weiner Spleener

When you somehow put your Weiner, inside someone's spleen

Dude I was banging this hot ass Non-Binary person, and did the Weiner Spleener

by penisfucker9000 May 15, 2022

Weiner canal

A females vigna

My weiner canal hurts

by Pimp1434 March 12, 2019

Weiner Wacking

When a male tapes a razor blade to his penis and spins it in a circular motion to trip the pubes of a female.

Maddy needed help so I showed her my Weiner Wacking skills.

by Brdmn68 June 2, 2018

Weiner Shnoozin'

A nap following a delightful meal of hotdogs.

I can't make it right now..I just ate chili dogs for lunch and I have to take a Weiner Shnoozin'.

by chefguync June 12, 2019

weiner hag

Woman whom looks old but still loves weiner

Leave me alone your just being a weiner hag right now.

by VYPERSNYPER78 April 28, 2024

e-weiner

Virtual representation of ones penis which grows by degrading others on social websites like myspace

His e-weiner grew after he trashed Pedros's girl on myspace.

by YoBoy24 January 13, 2009